If you are willingly visiting a page inside of a domain name called "Butt To Face," it is safe to assume that you aren't easily offended, or that you're looking for porn. There is no porn here, so you fall in the first category.
"Butt 2 Face" comes from Disney's "Blank Check," where the Macintosh computer said, "Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face. Butt to face. Butt to face." We were shocked that nobody had snatched up this domain name yet, especially because we live in a world where domains such as "YoungVirgins.com," "PunchMyButt.com," and "BlackPeopleLoveUs.com" are already claimed.
We concoct bizarre, shocking, humorous, and thought-provoking content in various forms of media. If this isn't your cup of tea, our best suggestion for you is to simply navigate away from this page--the Internet has trillions of other places to go.
We are a small group of intelligent, outgoing, morally sound individuals. Our spelling, grammar, and lexicons, as seen on the site, are superior to that of most adults in a professional environment. As taught in the second grade, we write, revise, edit, proofread, and rewrite everything you see. To settle for less is, at best, an insult to all readers.
This site is written in satirical form. In reality, we endorse less than half of the things we say on this site, and we expect you, the reader, to be intelligent enough to understand this. Our genuine beliefs, opinions, and interests fall in the realm of normal, but they're not nearly as interesting as what we publish here.
LOLLERSKATES.
With all that out of the way, welcome to Butt2Face dot com, and please, for God's sake, don't take it literally.
(This page was generated in response to Ball State's disapproval of our site content.)
~Johnny
Email Johnny at cyberpants@gmail.com